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	<title>DirtyRottenGossip / mocksiejohn - published</title>
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	<pubDate>Tue, 07 Aug 2007 14:46:34 -0400</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Pete Doherty Gets Off Easy]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Pete-Doherty-Gets-Off-Easy/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Pete-Doherty-Gets-Off-Easy/</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Aug 2007 14:46:34 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiejohn</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Pete-Doherty-Gets-Off-Easy/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Pete Doherty went back to court today, and will again avoid jail time as long as he continues to stay &quot;clean&quot;. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/1493-pete-doherty-gets-off-easy.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Paris Hilton Votes Early, Votes Often]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Paris-Hilton-Votes-Early-Votes-Often/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Paris-Hilton-Votes-Early-Votes-Often/</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jul 2007 14:14:29 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiejohn</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Paris-Hilton-Votes-Early-Votes-Often/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[During Paris Hilton's infamous post-jail interview with Larry King, the heiress claimed to have never done drugs and to be an avid Bible reader, statements both proven categorically untrue. Now it's come out that off-camera Paris lied about her political convictions as well. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/1282-paris-hilton-votes-early-votes-often.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Hilary Duff No Longer Obsessed With Her Weight]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Hilary-Duff-No-Longer-Obsessed-With-Her-Weight/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Hilary-Duff-No-Longer-Obsessed-With-Her-Weight/</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:54:23 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiejohn</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Hilary-Duff-No-Longer-Obsessed-With-Her-Weight/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[There was a point at which Hilary Duff succumbed to the pressures of Hollywood and flirted with anorexia, but the teen starlet says that's a thing of the past. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/1229-hilary-duff-no-longer-obsessed-with-her-weight.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[LA Premiere of John Travoltaa4s Hairspray]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/LA-Premiere-John-Travoltas-Hairspray/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/LA-Premiere-John-Travoltas-Hairspray/</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jul 2007 09:38:20 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiejohn</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/LA-Premiere-John-Travoltas-Hairspray/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The newest remake of Hairspray premiered in Los Angeles last night, and lots of famous and semi-famous people came to see and be seen. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/1212-la-premiere-of-john-travoltas-hairspray.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Brad Pitt Hates Fame, His Looks]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Brad-Pitt-Hates-Fame-His-Looks/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Brad-Pitt-Hates-Fame-His-Looks/</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jul 2007 08:52:11 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiejohn</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Brad-Pitt-Hates-Fame-His-Looks/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Proving that some people are just never happy, Brad Pitt thinks his looks are banal, and that being famous is no way to live. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/1210-brad-pitt-hates-fame-his-looks.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Victoria Beckham Hates The Fatties]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Victoria-Beckham-Hates-Fatties/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Victoria-Beckham-Hates-Fatties/</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jul 2007 10:37:16 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiejohn</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Victoria-Beckham-Hates-Fatties/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Concerned with her image in America, Victoria Beckham is trying to force the rest of the Spice Girls to adopt her exercise and eating habits. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/1056-victoria-beckham-hates-the-fatties.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Isaiah Washington Refuses To Shut Up]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Isaiah-Washington-Refuses-To-Shut-Up/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Isaiah-Washington-Refuses-To-Shut-Up/</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jun 2007 11:54:18 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiejohn</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Isaiah-Washington-Refuses-To-Shut-Up/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Isaiah Washington believes that not only should he have remained on Grey's Anatomy, but the show should have fired T. R. Knight instead. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/891-isaiah-washington-refuses-to-shut-up.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Oprah Is Taking Over The World]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Oprah-Is-Taking-Over-World/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Oprah-Is-Taking-Over-World/</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jun 2007 12:31:04 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiejohn</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Oprah-Is-Taking-Over-World/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Oprah Winfrey snagged the top spot in Forbes magazine's Celebrity Top 100, a list that ranks which celebrities hold the power - and, inevitably, the money - in Hollywood. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/809-oprah-is-taking-over-the-world.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Jessica Alba Likes One-Night Stands]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Jessica-Alba-Likes-OneNight-Stands/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Jessica-Alba-Likes-OneNight-Stands/</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jun 2007 10:42:09 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiejohn</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Jessica-Alba-Likes-OneNight-Stands/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Proving once again that she's either a cyborg or every man's wish fulfilled, Jessica Alba reveals that sometimes, she just wants sex with no strings attached. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/800-jessica-alba-likes-one-night-stands.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Mariah Carey Is Not Happy With Eminem]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Mariah-Carey-Is-Not-Happy-With-Eminem/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Mariah-Carey-Is-Not-Happy-With-Eminem/</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jun 2007 08:53:14 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiejohn</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Mariah-Carey-Is-Not-Happy-With-Eminem/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Eminem is spilling the details about his 2001 affair with singer Mariah Carey on his upcoming album. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/770-mariah-carey-is-not-happy-with-eminem.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Is Samuel L. Jackson Losing His Mind]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Is-Samuel-L-Jackson-Losing-His-Mind/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Is-Samuel-L-Jackson-Losing-His-Mind/</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jun 2007 11:53:38 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiejohn</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Is-Samuel-L-Jackson-Losing-His-Mind/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hollywood's coolest actor, Samuel L. Jackson, is worried that his mental function is slipping away. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/738-is-samuel-l-jackson-losing-his-mind.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Gay People Dona4t Like John Travolta, Scientology]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Gay-People-Dont-Like-John-Travolta-Scientology/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Gay-People-Dont-Like-John-Travolta-Scientology/</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jun 2007 11:01:19 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiejohn</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Gay-People-Dont-Like-John-Travolta-Scientology/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Gay community leaders are calling for a boycott of John Travolta's remake of the cult classic &quot;Hairspray&quot;, since Scientology is such a vehemently anti-gay belief system. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/736-gay-people-dont-like-john-travolta-scientology.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Britney Spears Makes Good Decisions]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Britney-Spears-Makes-Good-Decisions/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Britney-Spears-Makes-Good-Decisions/</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jun 2007 10:23:58 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiejohn</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Britney-Spears-Makes-Good-Decisions/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Britney Spears is reportedly trying to win back her estranged husband, Kevin Federline. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/734-britney-spears-makes-good-decisions.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Brittany Murphya4s Husband Is An Idiot]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Brittany-Murphys-Husband-Is-Idiot/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Brittany-Murphys-Husband-Is-Idiot/</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jun 2007 15:30:48 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiejohn</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Brittany-Murphys-Husband-Is-Idiot/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Brittany Murphy's husband, writer/director Simon Monjack, gave People magazine one of the more insipid quotes of the 21st century regarding marriage and relationships. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/732-brittany-murphys-husband-is-an-idiot.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Joe Francis Thinks Hea4s Clever]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Joe-Francis-Thinks-Hes-Clever/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Joe-Francis-Thinks-Hes-Clever/</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jun 2007 14:00:29 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiejohn</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Joe-Francis-Thinks-Hes-Clever/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Infamous &quot;Girls Gone Wild&quot; creator Joe Francis sent media giant TMZ what he thought was a delightfully sarcastic letter from his jail cell. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/730-joe-francis-thinks-hes-clever.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Jayden Spears Is Ready For His Closeup]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Jayden-Spears-Is-Ready-His-Closeup/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Jayden-Spears-Is-Ready-His-Closeup/</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jun 2007 15:55:53 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiejohn</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Jayden-Spears-Is-Ready-His-Closeup/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Britney Spears' youngest son, Jayden James, had been hidden from the media from the time of his birth until today, when pictures finally emerged. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/683-jayden-spears-is-ready-for-his-closeup.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[LA Law Enforcement: Not Happy About Paris Hiltona4s Release]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/LA-Law-Enforcement-Not-Happy-About-Paris-Hiltons-Release/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/LA-Law-Enforcement-Not-Happy-About-Paris-Hiltons-Release/</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jun 2007 13:39:18 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiejohn</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/LA-Law-Enforcement-Not-Happy-About-Paris-Hiltons-Release/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Proving that not everyone involved in LA law enforcement is completely starstruck, the president of the Association of Los Angeles Deputy Sheriffs has given a statement decrying Paris Hilton's early release. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/681-la-law-enforcement-not-happy-about-paris-hiltons-release.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Paris Hilton Back On The Mean Streets]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Paris-Hilton-Back-On-Mean-Streets/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Paris-Hilton-Back-On-Mean-Streets/</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jun 2007 12:28:50 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiejohn</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Paris-Hilton-Back-On-Mean-Streets/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Lock up your children.  Especially if they're of the age of sexual interest, and if they're into plastic butterfaces.  Paris is out of jail, and the world is no longer safe. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/675-paris-hilton-back-on-the-mean-streets.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Paris Hilton Has Medical Issues, And New Ankle Bracelet]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Paris-Hilton-Has-Medical-Issues-New-Ankle-Bracelet/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Paris-Hilton-Has-Medical-Issues-New-Ankle-Bracelet/</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jun 2007 12:28:45 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiejohn</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Paris-Hilton-Has-Medical-Issues-New-Ankle-Bracelet/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Paris may be at home, but that's where she'll stay for 40 more days, according to briefings by the Los Angeles Sheriff's Department. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/676-paris-hilton-has-medical-issues-and-new-ankle-bracelet.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Looks Like Salma Hayek Is Having A Girl]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Looks-Like-Salma-Hayek-Is-Having-Girl/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Looks-Like-Salma-Hayek-Is-Having-Girl/</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jun 2007 17:59:29 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiejohn</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Looks-Like-Salma-Hayek-Is-Having-Girl/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Actress Salma Hayek, who looks like she'll be giving birth any day now, appears to be having a daughter. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/667-looks-like-salma-hayek-is-having-a-girl.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[The Pretty People Celebrate Their Fabulousness]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Pretty-People-Celebrate-Their-Fabulousness/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Pretty-People-Celebrate-Their-Fabulousness/</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jun 2007 16:19:47 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiejohn</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Pretty-People-Celebrate-Their-Fabulousness/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Last night's CFDA Fashion Awards honored some of the biggest names in fashion, and attracted some of the big names in Hollywood and music. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/643-the-pretty-people-celebrate-their-fabulousness.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[People Went To The MTV Movie Awards]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/People-Went-To-MTV-Movie-Awards/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/People-Went-To-MTV-Movie-Awards/</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jun 2007 12:13:38 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiejohn</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/People-Went-To-MTV-Movie-Awards/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Last night's MTV movie awards may have been overshadowed by Paris Hilton's imminent prison entrance, but people still showed up in droves. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/613-people-went-to-the-mtv-movie-awards.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Paris Hilton Shows Up For Jail]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Paris-Hilton-Shows-Up-Jail/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Paris-Hilton-Shows-Up-Jail/</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jun 2007 11:02:10 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiejohn</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Paris-Hilton-Shows-Up-Jail/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The streets of Los Angeles are safer today, because, even though O.J. Simpson is still walking around, Paris Hilton is safely ensconced behind bars. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/611-paris-hilton-shows-up-for-jail.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan Loves Knives, Is Out Of Her Effing Mind]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Lindsay-Lohan-Loves-Knives-Is-Out-Her-Effing-Mind/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Lindsay-Lohan-Loves-Knives-Is-Out-Her-Effing-Mind/</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Jun 2007 19:15:25 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiejohn</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Lindsay-Lohan-Loves-Knives-Is-Out-Her-Effing-Mind/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Pictures of Lindsay Lohan engaging in a little innocent knifeplay weeks before re-entering rehab have emerged. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/606-lindsay-lohan-loves-knives-is-out-of-her-effing-mind.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Eminem Cana4t Be Happy About This]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Eminem-Cant-Be-Happy-About-This/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Eminem-Cant-Be-Happy-About-This/</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jun 2007 20:41:35 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiejohn</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Eminem-Cant-Be-Happy-About-This/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Michael Jackson has purchased the rights to a number of Eminem songs. I give it three months before &quot;The Real Slim Shady&quot; shows up in a commercial for KMart. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/591-eminem-cant-be-happy-about-this.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Carrie Underwood Gets Benched]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Carrie-Underwood-Gets-Benched/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Carrie-Underwood-Gets-Benched/</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 31 May 2007 10:37:29 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiejohn</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Carrie-Underwood-Gets-Benched/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Former American Idol Carrie Underwood has been told by her NFL star boyfriend, Tony Romo, that he can't be with her during football season. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/562-carrie-underwood-gets-benched.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Rosie Oa4Donnell Quits The View]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Rosie-ODonnell-Quits-View/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Rosie-ODonnell-Quits-View/</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2007 18:55:45 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiejohn</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Rosie-ODonnell-Quits-View/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[There are three weeks left on Rosie O'Donnell's contract with The View, but it doesn't matter: she's never coming back. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/522-rosie-odonnell-quits-the-view-2.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Is Simon Cowell Quitting American Idol]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Is-Simon-Cowell-Quitting-American-Idol/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Is-Simon-Cowell-Quitting-American-Idol/</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2007 13:57:26 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiejohn</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Is-Simon-Cowell-Quitting-American-Idol/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[After disappointing ratings for this week's American Idol finale, Simon Cowell is ready for his contract to be up &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/519-is-simon-cowell-quitting-american-idol.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Paula Abdul Is Straight Up Lying]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Paula-Abdul-Is-Straight-Up-Lying-1/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Paula-Abdul-Is-Straight-Up-Lying-1/</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2007 11:51:00 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiejohn</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Paula-Abdul-Is-Straight-Up-Lying-1/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It's being reported that Paula Abdul's story about breaking her nose by tripping over her dog is not true. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/517-paula-abdul-is-straight-up-lying.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[The Oceana4s 13 Afterparty: Drinking For Darfur!]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Oceans-13-Afterparty-Drinking-Darfur/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Oceans-13-Afterparty-Drinking-Darfur/</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2007 11:50:15 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiejohn</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Oceans-13-Afterparty-Drinking-Darfur/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The Ocean's 13 premiere afterparty in Cannes was evidently an exercise in drunken revelry. (lots of pictures) &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/498-the-oceans-13-afterparty-drinking-for-darfur.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan Is Taking It To The Streets]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Lindsay-Lohan-Is-Taking-It-To-Streets/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Lindsay-Lohan-Is-Taking-It-To-Streets/</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2007 09:36:51 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiejohn</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Lindsay-Lohan-Is-Taking-It-To-Streets/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan has had enough of the bubblegum pop and innocent style that she apparently thinks she still embodies. Now she's going to keep it real. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/496-lindsay-lohan-is-taking-it-to-the-streets.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Some People Still Love Michael Jackson]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Some-People-Still-Love-Michael-Jackson/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Some-People-Still-Love-Michael-Jackson/</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2007 14:23:27 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiejohn</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Some-People-Still-Love-Michael-Jackson/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Some insane prince in Brunei is paying Michael Jackson $10,000,000 just for showing up at his birthday party. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/491-some-people-still-love-michael-jackson.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Kiera Knightley Wins Libel Suit]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Kiera-Knightley-Wins-Libel-Suit/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Kiera-Knightley-Wins-Libel-Suit/</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2007 14:22:45 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiejohn</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Kiera-Knightley-Wins-Libel-Suit/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Kiera Knightley won a lawsuit against a London newspaper for insinuating the actress has an eating disorder. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/493-kiera-knightley-wins-libel-suit.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[The Pretty People Take On AIDS]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Pretty-People-Take-On-AIDS/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Pretty-People-Take-On-AIDS/</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2007 09:31:36 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiejohn</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Pretty-People-Take-On-AIDS/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A plethora of celebrities decided to use their power for good instead of evil at last night's American Foundation for AIDS Research party, hosted by Sharon Stone. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/480-the-pretty-people-take-on-aids.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Paris Getting A Panic Button]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Paris-Getting-Panic-Button/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Paris-Getting-Panic-Button/</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2007 14:21:15 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiejohn</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Paris-Getting-Panic-Button/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Paris Hilton, seen here carrying her two new favorite books (she's gotten as far as reading the back cover of each, I'm guessing), will be fitted with a &quot;panic button&quot; while in jail. This is to keep her safe from harm in her &quot;special wing&quot; of prison. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/462-paris-getting-a-panic-button.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Angelina Is Taking Some Time Off]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Angelina-Is-Taking-Some-Time-Off/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Angelina-Is-Taking-Some-Time-Off/</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2007 14:13:31 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiejohn</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Angelina-Is-Taking-Some-Time-Off/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Once she finishes shooting her current movie in Prague, Angelina Jolie plans on taking a year off to spend time with her family. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/456-angelina-is-taking-some-time-off.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Pam Anderson Booed At Cannes]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Pam-Anderson-Booed-At-Cannes/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Pam-Anderson-Booed-At-Cannes/</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2007 13:35:53 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiejohn</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Pam-Anderson-Booed-At-Cannes/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[After showing up late for, and leaving early from a photoshoot, Cannes film fest paparazzi let Pamela Anderson know how disappointed they were. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/436-pam-anderson-booed-at-cannes.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Victoria Beckham Wears Pasties Instead Of Bra]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Victoria-Beckham-Wears-Pasties-Instead-Bra/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Victoria-Beckham-Wears-Pasties-Instead-Bra/</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2007 11:54:52 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiejohn</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Victoria-Beckham-Wears-Pasties-Instead-Bra/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Posh is shown here trying to hide her protruding-nipple problems by wearing pasties and no bra.  You can see how that might not entirely solve her issues. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/434-victoria-beckham-wears-pasties-instead-of-bra.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Lindsay Likes The Freebies]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Lindsay-Likes-Freebies/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Lindsay-Likes-Freebies/</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2007 13:27:50 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiejohn</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Lindsay-Likes-Freebies/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan may make millions of dollars for each film, but that doesn't mean she's above raiding every hospitality suite she sees. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/416-lindsay-likes-the-freebies.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Jenna Jameson Is Creating The Strangest Porn Flick Ever]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Jenna-Jameson-Is-Creating-Strangest-Porn-Flick-Ever/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Jenna-Jameson-Is-Creating-Strangest-Porn-Flick-Ever/</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2007 11:29:20 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiejohn</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Jenna-Jameson-Is-Creating-Strangest-Porn-Flick-Ever/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Having done all of the mainstream and slightly-outside-the-mainstream porn possible, Jenna Jameson is kicking things up a notch. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/415-jenna-jameson-is-creating-the-strangest-porn-flick-ever.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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