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	<title>DirtyRottenGossip / mocksiedotcom - queued</title>
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	<pubDate>Fri, 17 Aug 2007 16:57:16 -0400</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Jessica Simpson: Bad At Walking, Making Sense]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Jessica-Simpson-Bad-At-Walking-Making-Sense/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Jessica-Simpson-Bad-At-Walking-Making-Sense/</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Aug 2007 16:57:16 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Jessica-Simpson-Bad-At-Walking-Making-Sense/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Jessica Simpson broke her nose while filming a scene that required her to both run and carry a gun on the set of her upcoming movie, Major Movie Star. The directors really should have known better. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/1617-jessica-simpson-bad-at-walking-making-sense.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Paris Hiltona4s Death Row Lap Dance]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Paris-Hiltons-Death-Row-Lap-Dance/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Paris-Hiltons-Death-Row-Lap-Dance/</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jul 2007 12:01:03 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Paris-Hiltons-Death-Row-Lap-Dance/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In yet another in her series of good, rational decisions, Paris Hilton gave Death Row's Suge Knight a lap dance at a party last week, after he bit Entourage's Kevin Connolly hard enough to make him bleed. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/1313-paris-hiltons-death-row-lap-dance.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Dita Von Teese Likes To Watch]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Dita-Von-Teese-Likes-To-Watch/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Dita-Von-Teese-Likes-To-Watch/</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jul 2007 11:04:26 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Dita-Von-Teese-Likes-To-Watch/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Dita Von Teese is a big fan of amateur internet porn. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/1311-dita-von-teese-likes-to-watch.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Kate Moss Is Under Siege]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Kate-Moss-Is-Under-Siege/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Kate-Moss-Is-Under-Siege/</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jul 2007 10:15:45 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Kate-Moss-Is-Under-Siege/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Kate Moss has been harassed by Pete Doherty's friends ever since she broke up with him. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/1309-kate-moss-is-under-siege.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Jessica Biel Wants You To Make Her Laugh]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Jessica-Biel-Wants-You-To-Make-Her-Laugh/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Jessica-Biel-Wants-You-To-Make-Her-Laugh/</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jul 2007 11:03:46 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Jessica-Biel-Wants-You-To-Make-Her-Laugh/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[If you want to be in a relationship with Jessica Biel, you better know how to laugh at yourself. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/1300-jessica-biel-wants-you-to-make-her-laugh.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan Not Exactly A Rehab Poster Child]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Lindsay-Lohan-Not-Exactly-Rehab-Poster-Child/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Lindsay-Lohan-Not-Exactly-Rehab-Poster-Child/</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jul 2007 10:04:11 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Lindsay-Lohan-Not-Exactly-Rehab-Poster-Child/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Just days out of rehab, Lindsay is already trying to score some Ecstasy in Las Vegas &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/1298-lindsay-lohan-not-exactly-a-rehab-poster-child.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[K-Fed: Dancer, Rapper, Actora4Decorator]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/KFed-Dancer-Rapper-ActorDecorator-1/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/KFed-Dancer-Rapper-ActorDecorator-1/</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jul 2007 13:36:34 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/KFed-Dancer-Rapper-ActorDecorator-1/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Kevin Federline is busy working to make his sons' nurseries just as hardcore and pimped-out as, indeed, he himself is. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/1292-k-fed-dancer-rapper-actordecorator.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Evan Rachel Wood Loves Marilyn Manson For His Beauty Products]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Evan-Rachel-Wood-Loves-Marilyn-Manson-His-Beauty-Products/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Evan-Rachel-Wood-Loves-Marilyn-Manson-His-Beauty-Products/</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jul 2007 11:48:06 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Evan-Rachel-Wood-Loves-Marilyn-Manson-His-Beauty-Products/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[If you were wondering why 19 year old Evan Rachel Wood is attracted to 38 year old shock-rocker Marilyn Manson, your wait is over: she likes his eyeliner. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/1231-evan-rachel-wood-loves-marilyn-manson-for-his-beauty-products.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Matt Damon and Ben Affleck Suck At Poker, Excel At Fund-raising]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Matt-Damon-Ben-Affleck-Suck-At-Poker-Excel-At-Fundraising/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Matt-Damon-Ben-Affleck-Suck-At-Poker-Excel-At-Fundraising/</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jul 2007 10:22:33 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Matt-Damon-Ben-Affleck-Suck-At-Poker-Excel-At-Fundraising/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Don Cheadle and Annie Duke organized a fund-raising poker tournament at the Rio in Las Vegas, and several celebrities (and quasi-celebs) showed up. Matt Damon lasted 5 whole minutes, and every other celebrity was knocked out in the bottom half. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/1157-matt-damon-and-ben-affleck-suck-at-poker-excel-at-fund-raising.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[The Spice Girls Will Tour, But They Dona4t Want To Sing]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Spice-Girls-Will-Tour-But-They-Dont-Want-To-Sing/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Spice-Girls-Will-Tour-But-They-Dont-Want-To-Sing/</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jun 2007 09:22:20 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Spice-Girls-Will-Tour-But-They-Dont-Want-To-Sing/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[If you've ever wanted to know how to really piss off a Spice Girl, a London newspaper learned that you should just ask them to sing for you. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/1040-the-spice-girls-will-tour-but-they-dont-want-to-sing.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Coming To You Live, Ita4s Paris In The Mornings!]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Coming-To-You-Live-Its-Paris-In-Mornings/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Coming-To-You-Live-Its-Paris-In-Mornings/</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jun 2007 08:10:03 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Coming-To-You-Live-Its-Paris-In-Mornings/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A Minnesota radio station is offering Paris Hilton $1M to co-host their morning show. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/1038-coming-to-you-live-its-paris-in-the-mornings.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Toxicology Report: Lindsay Was Coked Up When She Crashed]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Toxicology-Report-Lindsay-Was-Coked-Up-When-She-Crashed/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Toxicology-Report-Lindsay-Was-Coked-Up-When-She-Crashed/</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jun 2007 14:25:57 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Toxicology-Report-Lindsay-Was-Coked-Up-When-She-Crashed/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A toxicology report has confirmed that Lindsay Lohan was drunk and high at the time of her car crash last month. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/1036-toxicology-report-lindsay-was-coked-up-when-she-crashed.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Brittany Murphya4s Marriage Is Very Strange]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Brittany-Murphys-Marriage-Is-Very-Strange/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Brittany-Murphys-Marriage-Is-Very-Strange/</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jun 2007 12:37:55 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Brittany-Murphys-Marriage-Is-Very-Strange/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Brittany Murphy is claiming she's being stalked by &quot;a high-powered Hollywood player&quot;, who she also claims kidnapped her husband. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/1034-brittany-murphys-marriage-is-very-strange.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Paris Hilton: a4Dona4t Serve The Time, Let The Time Serve Youa4]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Paris-Hilton-Dont-Serve-Time-Let-Time-Serve-You/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Paris-Hilton-Dont-Serve-Time-Let-Time-Serve-You/</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jun 2007 11:46:39 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Paris-Hilton-Dont-Serve-Time-Let-Time-Serve-You/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In Paris Hilton's interview with Larry King last night, the socialite talked about her prison motto, getting strip searched and her new outlook on life. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/1028-paris-hilton-dont-serve-the-time-let-the-time-serve-you.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan To Play Paris Hilton In Biopic]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Lindsay-Lohan-To-Play-Paris-Hilton-In-Biopic/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Lindsay-Lohan-To-Play-Paris-Hilton-In-Biopic/</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jun 2007 08:33:46 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Lindsay-Lohan-To-Play-Paris-Hilton-In-Biopic/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan will play Paris Hilton in a movie about Paris's life. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/1012-lindsay-lohan-to-play-paris-hilton-in-biopic.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[The Oceana4s 13 Cast Likes To Donate Money]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Oceans-13-Cast-Likes-To-Donate-Money/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Oceans-13-Cast-Likes-To-Donate-Money/</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2007 15:37:10 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Oceans-13-Cast-Likes-To-Donate-Money/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, Don Cheadle and Jerry Weintraub have raised nearly $10 million for various charities dedicated to helping the war-torn region of Darfur. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/1009-the-oceans-13-cast-likes-to-donate-money.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Nothing We Havena4t Seen Before, Britney!]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Nothing-We-Havent-Seen-Before-Britney/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Nothing-We-Havent-Seen-Before-Britney/</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jun 2007 10:25:45 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Nothing-We-Havent-Seen-Before-Britney/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Britney Spears was photographed yesterday trying on clothes, so, of course, she decided to step out from behind the curtain with no top on. Because she's smart. And classy! &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/967-nothing-we-havent-seen-before-britney.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Paul Sculfor Blows Brad Pitt Out Of The Water]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Paul-Sculfor-Blows-Brad-Pitt-Out-Water/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Paul-Sculfor-Blows-Brad-Pitt-Out-Water/</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jun 2007 09:32:10 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Paul-Sculfor-Blows-Brad-Pitt-Out-Water/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Jennifer Aniston is telling her friends that when it comes to sex, Brad Pitt and Vince Vaughn had nothing on her new beau, Paul Sculfor. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/965-paul-sculfor-blows-brad-pitt-out-of-the-water.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Parisa4s Post-Prison Paparazzi Push]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Pariss-PostPrison-Paparazzi-Push/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Pariss-PostPrison-Paparazzi-Push/</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jun 2007 09:10:44 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Pariss-PostPrison-Paparazzi-Push/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[As soon as Paris Hilton walked out of the jail's doors, the paparazzi descended upon her like a pack of hungry wolves, and Paris was loving every minute of it. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/955-pariss-post-prison-paparazzi-push.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Jessica Alba Wants To Play Doctor]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Jessica-Alba-Wants-To-Play-Doctor/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Jessica-Alba-Wants-To-Play-Doctor/</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jun 2007 14:25:58 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Jessica-Alba-Wants-To-Play-Doctor/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Jessica Alba claims that one of her favorite things to do is play doctor - literally. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/953-jessica-alba-wants-to-play-doctor.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[The Harry Potter Kids Are All Grown Up]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Harry-Potter-Kids-Are-All-Grown-Up/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Harry-Potter-Kids-Are-All-Grown-Up/</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jun 2007 12:08:45 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Harry-Potter-Kids-Are-All-Grown-Up/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[As the Harry Potter franchise is inching closer to the end of the series, the young stars of the films are starting to look downright adult. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/943-the-harry-potter-kids-are-all-grown-up.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Rosie Oa4Donnell Wona4t Host The Price Is Right]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Rosie-ODonnell-Wont-Host-Price-Is-Right/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Rosie-ODonnell-Wont-Host-Price-Is-Right/</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jun 2007 11:26:16 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Rosie-ODonnell-Wont-Host-Price-Is-Right/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Rosie O'Donnell will not be the one to fill Bob Barker's shoes on The Price Is Right, because she doesn't want to bother moving to Los Angeles. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/941-rosie-odonnell-wont-host-the-price-is-right.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Britney Spears Is A Mess]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Britney-Spears-Is-Mess/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Britney-Spears-Is-Mess/</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jun 2007 10:41:37 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Britney-Spears-Is-Mess/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Remember when Britney Spears used to be every young man's fantasy &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/919-britney-spears-is-a-mess.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Sheer Shirt + Flash = Hello, Demi Moorea4s Nipples!]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Sheer-Shirt-Flash-Hello-Demi-Moores-Nipples/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Sheer-Shirt-Flash-Hello-Demi-Moores-Nipples/</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jun 2007 10:24:51 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Sheer-Shirt-Flash-Hello-Demi-Moores-Nipples/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Demi Moore was photographed in NYC this weekend showing the world how good a 45 year old woman can look. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/925-sheer-shirt-flash-hello-demi-moores-nipples.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Lindsay *Hearts* Rehab]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Lindsay-Hearts-Rehab/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Lindsay-Hearts-Rehab/</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jun 2007 13:15:03 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Lindsay-Hearts-Rehab/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan is having the time of her life in rehab, mostly because she's barely ever there. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/910-lindsay-hearts-rehab.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Rosie Oa4Donnell Vs. Drew Carey: The Battle For TPIR]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Rosie-ODonnell-Vs-Drew-Carey-Battle-TPIR/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Rosie-ODonnell-Vs-Drew-Carey-Battle-TPIR/</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jun 2007 12:43:06 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Rosie-ODonnell-Vs-Drew-Carey-Battle-TPIR/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Now that Bob Barker has stepped down from the helm of The Price Is Right, Rosie O'Donnell and Drew Carey are both in serious contention to fill his position. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/908-rosie-odonnell-vs-drew-carey-the-battle-for-tpir.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Salma Hayek Is 34 Months Pregnant]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Salma-Hayek-Is-34-Months-Pregnant/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Salma-Hayek-Is-34-Months-Pregnant/</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jun 2007 11:11:41 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Salma-Hayek-Is-34-Months-Pregnant/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Last night Salma Hayek attended a party looking like she simply forgot to give birth back in 2005 when the baby was ready. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/901-salma-hayek-is-34-months-pregnant.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Pamela Anderson Is Stereotypical]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Pamela-Anderson-Is-Stereotypical/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Pamela-Anderson-Is-Stereotypical/</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jun 2007 09:48:00 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Pamela-Anderson-Is-Stereotypical/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Pamela Anderson is going to open a chain of strip clubs, because, really, why wouldn't she &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/899-pamela-anderson-is-stereotypical.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Britney Spears Wants Nothing To Do With Her Mother]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Britney-Spears-Wants-Nothing-To-Do-With-Her-Mother/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Britney-Spears-Wants-Nothing-To-Do-With-Her-Mother/</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jun 2007 09:01:10 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Britney-Spears-Wants-Nothing-To-Do-With-Her-Mother/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Brit's relationship with her mom is so bad that she's taking out a restraining order against her. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/897-britney-spears-wants-nothing-to-do-with-her-mother.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[John Travolta Credits Princess Diana With Saving His Career]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/John-Travolta-Credits-Princess-Diana-With-Saving-His-Career/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/John-Travolta-Credits-Princess-Diana-With-Saving-His-Career/</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jun 2007 14:10:57 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/John-Travolta-Credits-Princess-Diana-With-Saving-His-Career/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[John Travolta believes that his famous White House dance with Princess Di saved his career from oblivion. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/895-john-travolta-credits-princess-diana-with-saving-his-career.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[George Clooney Is Civic-minded, Self-serving]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/George-Clooney-Is-Civicminded-Selfserving/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/George-Clooney-Is-Civicminded-Selfserving/</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jun 2007 12:28:42 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/George-Clooney-Is-Civicminded-Selfserving/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[George Clooney is spearheading a drive to prevent developers from capitalizing on his presence in the Lake Como region of Italy. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/893-george-clooney-is-civic-minded-self-serving.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Angelina Jolie Is Full Of It]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Angelina-Jolie-Is-Full-It/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Angelina-Jolie-Is-Full-It/</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jun 2007 09:44:25 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Angelina-Jolie-Is-Full-It/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Angelina Jolie's actions continue to speak louder than her words. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/863-angelina-jolie-is-full-of-it.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Nicole Richie Will Have Her Day In Court]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Nicole-Richie-Will-Have-Her-Day-In-Court/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Nicole-Richie-Will-Have-Her-Day-In-Court/</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jun 2007 08:56:44 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Nicole-Richie-Will-Have-Her-Day-In-Court/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The allegedly pregnant Nicole Richie will have to appear in court to contest her DUI charges, after her lawyers failed to secure a plea bargain. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/861-nicole-richie-will-have-her-day-in-court.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Samantha Ronson Takes On Candy Spelling]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Samantha-Ronson-Takes-On-Candy-Spelling/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Samantha-Ronson-Takes-On-Candy-Spelling/</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jun 2007 13:05:04 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Samantha-Ronson-Takes-On-Candy-Spelling/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan's friend (and reputed lover) Samantha Ronson had some choice words for Candy Spelling for her attack on Britney Spears. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/860-samantha-ronson-takes-on-candy-spelling.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Jessica Biel Has No Pride]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Jessica-Biel-Has-No-Pride/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Jessica-Biel-Has-No-Pride/</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jun 2007 10:58:26 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Jessica-Biel-Has-No-Pride/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Even though he trashed her to the press, Jessica Biel joined Justin Timberlake in Amsterdam. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/858-jessica-biel-has-no-pride.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Paris Hilton Gets Some Royal Support]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Paris-Hilton-Gets-Some-Royal-Support/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Paris-Hilton-Gets-Some-Royal-Support/</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jun 2007 10:34:52 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Paris-Hilton-Gets-Some-Royal-Support/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Paris Hilton has received words of support from an unlikely source: Sarah Ferguson, the Duchess of York. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/856-paris-hilton-gets-some-royal-support.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Here We Go Again: Is Katie Holmes Pregnant]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Here-We-Go-Again-Is-Katie-Holmes-Pregnant/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Here-We-Go-Again-Is-Katie-Holmes-Pregnant/</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jun 2007 09:48:14 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Here-We-Go-Again-Is-Katie-Holmes-Pregnant/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[If the rumors swirling around are true, Suri Cruise will have a little brother or sister before long. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/854-here-we-go-again-is-katie-holmes-pregnant.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[John Travolta Is Offensive]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/John-Travolta-Is-Offensive/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/John-Travolta-Is-Offensive/</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jun 2007 09:11:02 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/John-Travolta-Is-Offensive/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Were you looking for an easy answer to the Virginia Tech and Columbine tragedies If you were, John Travolta has one for you: psychiatric drugs. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/853-john-travolta-is-offensive.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Justin Timberlake Defies Women Not To Fall In Love With Him, Billions Take On Challenge]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Justin-Timberlake-Defies-Women-Not-To-Fall-In-Love-With-Him-Billions-Take-On-Challenge/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Justin-Timberlake-Defies-Women-Not-To-Fall-In-Love-With-Him-Billions-Take-On-Challenge/</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jun 2007 19:30:44 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Justin-Timberlake-Defies-Women-Not-To-Fall-In-Love-With-Him-Billions-Take-On-Challenge/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Justin Timberlake is so enamored of his own appearance that he truly believes that if a woman sees him on a surfboard, she'll fall in love with him.(Oh, and by the way, he publicly slaps down Jessica Biel. Because he's just that impressive.) &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/823-justin-timberlake-defies-women-not-to-fall-in-love-with-him-billions-take-on-challenge.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Britney Spears Picks Some Real Winners In The Game Of Life]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Britney-Spears-Picks-Some-Real-Winners-In-Game-Life/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Britney-Spears-Picks-Some-Real-Winners-In-Game-Life/</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jun 2007 14:02:36 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Britney-Spears-Picks-Some-Real-Winners-In-Game-Life/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[JR Rotem, an ex-flame of Britney Spears, is getting press the only way he can: by spilling sexual secrets about Brit. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/821-britney-spears-picks-some-real-winners-in-the-game-of-life.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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