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	<title>DirtyRottenGossip / mocksiedotcom - all</title>
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	<pubDate>Fri, 17 Aug 2007 16:57:16 -0400</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Jessica Simpson: Bad At Walking, Making Sense]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Jessica-Simpson-Bad-At-Walking-Making-Sense/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Jessica-Simpson-Bad-At-Walking-Making-Sense/</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Aug 2007 16:57:16 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Jessica-Simpson-Bad-At-Walking-Making-Sense/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Jessica Simpson broke her nose while filming a scene that required her to both run and carry a gun on the set of her upcoming movie, Major Movie Star. The directors really should have known better. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/1617-jessica-simpson-bad-at-walking-making-sense.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Lindsay Lohana4s Father Will Never Shut Up]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Lindsay-Lohans-Father-Will-Never-Shut-Up/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Lindsay-Lohans-Father-Will-Never-Shut-Up/</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Aug 2007 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Lindsay-Lohans-Father-Will-Never-Shut-Up/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Proving that he can barely so much as put on his shoes without calling a press conference about it, Michael Lohan is whoring out a taped phone message he allegedly received from Lindsay while she's been in rehab. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/1615-lindsay-lohans-father-will-never-shut-up.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Jessica Biel Has A Crush On Jennifer Aniston]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Jessica-Biel-Has-Crush-On-Jennifer-Aniston/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Jessica-Biel-Has-Crush-On-Jennifer-Aniston/</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Aug 2007 11:24:34 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Jessica-Biel-Has-Crush-On-Jennifer-Aniston/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Because I'm pretty sure it's now a law that every 20-something woman has to admit to at least one same-sex crush, Jessica Biel is letting the world know that hers is Jennifer Aniston. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/1613-jessica-biel-has-a-crush-on-jennifer-aniston.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[What The Crap Is This]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/What-Crap-Is-This/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/What-Crap-Is-This/</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Aug 2007 16:54:29 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/What-Crap-Is-This/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Either Allure magazine has a magical wizard on their staff, or their Photoshop experts deserve a raise. They turned Britney Spears from, well, Britney Spears into a vaguely hot (and clean!) woman who could only look less like Britney if they shot photos of Morgan Freeman instead. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/1606-what-the-crap-is-this.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Kevin Federline: Not Winning Any Oscars This Year]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Kevin-Federline-Not-Winning-Any-Oscars-This-Year/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Kevin-Federline-Not-Winning-Any-Oscars-This-Year/</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Aug 2007 16:05:53 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Kevin-Federline-Not-Winning-Any-Oscars-This-Year/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Kevin Federline thought he had a role in a new Keanu Reeves flick, until the day he showed up on the set and was turned away with a &quot;Sorry, you're not in this movie.&quot; &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/1604-kevin-federline-not-winning-any-oscars-this-year.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Jessica Simpson Is Not A Diva]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Jessica-Simpson-Is-Not-Diva/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Jessica-Simpson-Is-Not-Diva/</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Aug 2007 14:59:42 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Jessica-Simpson-Is-Not-Diva/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[There have been reports of Jessica Simpson's bad behavior on the set of Major Movie Star, but producer Randall Emmett says that's all a bunch of nonsense. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/1602-jessica-simpson-is-not-a-diva.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Britney Spears And Criss Angel:  AbracaWTF]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Britney-Spears-Criss-Angel-AbracaWTF/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Britney-Spears-Criss-Angel-AbracaWTF/</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Aug 2007 12:28:52 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Britney-Spears-Criss-Angel-AbracaWTF/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Criss Angel gets around. First Cameron Diaz, then Lindsay Lohan, and now Britney Spears. I hope he has a trick that conjures penicillin. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/1598-britney-spears-and-criss-angel-abracawtf.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Matt Damon Has No Love For James Bond]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Matt-Damon-Has-No-Love-James-Bond/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Matt-Damon-Has-No-Love-James-Bond/</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Aug 2007 11:16:50 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Matt-Damon-Has-No-Love-James-Bond/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Though his Jason Bourne character inevitably invites comparisons to the iconic James Bond, Matt Damon made it known in no uncertain terms exactly how false those comparisons are. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/1595-matt-damon-has-no-love-for-james-bond.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Amy Winehouse Lacks Commitment]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Amy-Winehouse-Lacks-Commitment/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Amy-Winehouse-Lacks-Commitment/</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Aug 2007 10:34:20 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Amy-Winehouse-Lacks-Commitment/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Amy Winehouse was reportedly seeking treatment for substance abuse in America this week, but that was apparently a giant lie, since now she's been spotted getting brain scans in London.  Yeah, I don't know either. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/1593-amy-winehouse-lacks-commitment.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Brangelina Deny Adoption Rumors]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Brangelina-Deny-Adoption-Rumors/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Brangelina-Deny-Adoption-Rumors/</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Aug 2007 20:02:30 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Brangelina-Deny-Adoption-Rumors/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie currently have no plans to adopt another child in the immediate future, despite recent reports to the contrary. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/1591-brangelina-deny-adoption-rumors.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Cameron Diaz And John Mayer Are Hooking Up]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Cameron-Diaz-John-Mayer-Are-Hooking-Up/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Cameron-Diaz-John-Mayer-Are-Hooking-Up/</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Aug 2007 18:42:37 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Cameron-Diaz-John-Mayer-Are-Hooking-Up/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I guess the title really says it all: the new Hollywood power (well, maybe not) couple is Cameron Diaz and John Mayer. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/1589-cameron-diaz-and-john-mayer-are-hooking-up.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Tom And Katie Are Already Whoring Suri Out]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Tom-Katie-Are-Already-Whoring-Suri-Out/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Tom-Katie-Are-Already-Whoring-Suri-Out/</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Aug 2007 17:38:41 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Tom-Katie-Are-Already-Whoring-Suri-Out/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Suri Cruise may only be 16 months old, but she's already got her first job: she's going to be the new face of Baby Gap. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/1584-tom-and-katie-are-already-whoring-suri-out.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Paris Hilton Got Richer Today]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Paris-Hilton-Got-Richer-Today/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Paris-Hilton-Got-Richer-Today/</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Aug 2007 13:39:06 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Paris-Hilton-Got-Richer-Today/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[After just ten days on the market, Paris Hilton sold her Hollywood Hills mansion for $4.25 million. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/1581-paris-hilton-got-richer-today.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Michael Jackson Doesna4t Pay His Bills]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Michael-Jackson-Doesnt-Pay-His-Bills/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Michael-Jackson-Doesnt-Pay-His-Bills/</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Aug 2007 12:08:40 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Michael-Jackson-Doesnt-Pay-His-Bills/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Though his legal team earned every penny when they got Michael Jackson acquitted on his molestation charges, they're being forced to sue MJ for not bothering to pay their fees. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/1579-michael-jackson-doesnt-pay-his-bills.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Britney Spears Takes Whatever She Can Get]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Britney-Spears-Takes-Whatever-She-Can-Get/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Britney-Spears-Takes-Whatever-She-Can-Get/</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Aug 2007 11:15:42 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Britney-Spears-Takes-Whatever-She-Can-Get/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[As the battle for custody of her children heats up, Britney Spears is facing all sorts of lascivious allegations, including one rumor that claims that the pop princess is into girl-on-girl action. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/1576-britney-spears-takes-whatever-she-can-get.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Kim Kardashian Explains Her Giant Ass]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Kim-Kardashian-Explains-Her-Giant-Ass/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Kim-Kardashian-Explains-Her-Giant-Ass/</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Aug 2007 10:25:20 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Kim-Kardashian-Explains-Her-Giant-Ass/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[She's been plagued for months by rumors of butt implants, so Kim Kardashian is going on the record about her enormous behind. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/1570-kim-kardashian-explains-her-giant-ass.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Clay Aiken Is Bringing Sexy Back]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Clay-Aiken-Is-Bringing-Sexy-Back/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Clay-Aiken-Is-Bringing-Sexy-Back/</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Aug 2007 12:25:18 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Clay-Aiken-Is-Bringing-Sexy-Back/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Clay Aiken claims that he's just an unhip dork, but come on - can an entire nation of grandmas really be wrong &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/1568-clay-aiken-is-bringing-sexy-back.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Shilpa Shetty To Play The Next Bond Girl]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Shilpa-Shetty-To-Play-Next-Bond-Girl/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Shilpa-Shetty-To-Play-Next-Bond-Girl/</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Aug 2007 11:19:19 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Shilpa-Shetty-To-Play-Next-Bond-Girl/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Bollywood phenom Shilpa Shetty, best known in the US for her ill-fated kiss from Richard Gere, is said to be in talks to play the next Bond Girl. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/1562-shilpa-shetty-to-play-the-next-bond-girl.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Paris Hilton Is Faking It]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Paris-Hilton-Is-Faking-It/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Paris-Hilton-Is-Faking-It/</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Aug 2007 10:56:32 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Paris-Hilton-Is-Faking-It/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Paris Hilton has been trying to appear as a changed woman since her release from jail, but sources are confirming what we already knew: it's just an act. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/1560-paris-hilton-is-faking-it.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Jessica Biel Wona4t Be Taking Off Her Clothes]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Jessica-Biel-Wont-Be-Taking-Off-Her-Clothes/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Jessica-Biel-Wont-Be-Taking-Off-Her-Clothes/</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Aug 2007 10:22:14 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Jessica-Biel-Wont-Be-Taking-Off-Her-Clothes/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[She may be playing a stripper in an upcoming role, but Jessica Biel won't be taking it all off. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/1558-jessica-biel-wont-be-taking-off-her-clothes.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Her Daddy Doesna4t Think Shea4s Fine: Amy Winehouse Heads To The US For Rehab]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Her-Daddy-Doesnt-Think-Shes-Fine-Amy-Winehouse-Heads-To-US-Rehab/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Her-Daddy-Doesnt-Think-Shes-Fine-Amy-Winehouse-Heads-To-US-Rehab/</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Aug 2007 09:37:56 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Her-Daddy-Doesnt-Think-Shes-Fine-Amy-Winehouse-Heads-To-US-Rehab/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[After an eye-opening fight with her father, Amy Winehouse and her husband decided to enter a drug treatment facility in the US. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/1556-her-daddy-doesnt-think-shes-fine-amy-winehouse-heads-to-the-us-for-rehab.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie: Adopting Yet Again]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Brad-Pitt-Angelina-Jolie-Adopting-Yet-Again/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Brad-Pitt-Angelina-Jolie-Adopting-Yet-Again/</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Aug 2007 09:06:14 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Brad-Pitt-Angelina-Jolie-Adopting-Yet-Again/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It's been five full months since they brought little Pax Thien home from Vietnam, so you know what that means: Brangelina have their roving eyes on the next kid. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/1554-brad-pitt-and-angelina-jolie-adopting-yet-again.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Lindsaya4s Father Confirms Her Whereabouts]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Lindsays-Father-Confirms-Her-Whereabouts/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Lindsays-Father-Confirms-Her-Whereabouts/</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Aug 2007 14:57:39 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Lindsays-Father-Confirms-Her-Whereabouts/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan has been laying low since her most recent arrest.  Now her father is telling the world where she is. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/1552-lindsay-lohans-father-confirms-her-whereabouts.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Hayden Panettiere Cana4t Even Leave Her House]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Hayden-Panettiere-Cant-Even-Leave-Her-House/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Hayden-Panettiere-Cant-Even-Leave-Her-House/</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Aug 2007 14:10:45 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Hayden-Panettiere-Cant-Even-Leave-Her-House/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The success of television juggernaut Heroes has taken teenage star Hayden Panettiere by surprise, and she now likens her existence to that of shark bai &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/1545-hayden-panettiere-cant-even-leave-her-house.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Nicole Richiea4s Baby Bump Is On Display]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Nicole-Richies-Baby-Bump-Is-On-Display/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Nicole-Richies-Baby-Bump-Is-On-Display/</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Aug 2007 13:38:19 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Nicole-Richies-Baby-Bump-Is-On-Display/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In the most recent picture of Nicole Richie, it's clear that her pregnancy is coming along nicely - and for the first time she has a rounded belly that has nothing to do with malnutrition. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/1544-nicole-richies-baby-bump-is-on-display.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Angelina Joliea4s Sapphic Sacrifice]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Angelina-Jolies-Sapphic-Sacrifice/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Angelina-Jolies-Sapphic-Sacrifice/</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Aug 2007 13:11:05 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Angelina-Jolies-Sapphic-Sacrifice/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Though Angelina Jolie was an enthusiastic bisexual for many years, she's promised to give up all of her kinks since hooking up with Brad Pitt - on the condition that he be sexy for her. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/1542-angelina-jolies-sapphic-sacrifice.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Will 50 Cent Have To Quit The Music Business]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Music/Will-50-Cent-Have-To-Quit-Music-Business/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Music/Will-50-Cent-Have-To-Quit-Music-Business/</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Aug 2007 11:22:22 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Music</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Music/Will-50-Cent-Have-To-Quit-Music-Business/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Rap rivals Fifty Cent and Kanye West both have albums debuting on the same day next month, and 50 Cent is so sure his will outperform Kanye's that he's vowed to quit making albums if it doesn't. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/1540-will-50-cent-have-to-quit-the-music-business.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[David Beckham: Metrosexual Extraordinaire]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/David-Beckham-Metrosexual-Extraordinaire/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/David-Beckham-Metrosexual-Extraordinaire/</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Aug 2007 10:41:13 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/David-Beckham-Metrosexual-Extraordinaire/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Realizing that his marketability comes as much from his looks as it does from his prowess on the soccer field, David Beckham is stressing over what the California sunshine is going to do to his face. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/1537-david-beckham-metrosexual-extraordinaire.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Art Imitates Life For Matt Damon]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Art-Imitates-Life-Matt-Damon/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Art-Imitates-Life-Matt-Damon/</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Aug 2007 15:44:23 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Art-Imitates-Life-Matt-Damon/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A giant promotional billboard proclaiming &quot;Bourne Comes Home!&quot; has been attached to Matt Damon's New York City apartment building. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/1534-art-imitates-life-for-matt-damon.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Leonardo DiCaprio Is Pretty Sure You Care About His Political Ideologies]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Leonardo-DiCaprio-Is-Pretty-Sure-You-Care-About-His-Political-Ideologies/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Leonardo-DiCaprio-Is-Pretty-Sure-You-Care-About-His-Political-Ideologies/</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Aug 2007 14:48:23 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Leonardo-DiCaprio-Is-Pretty-Sure-You-Care-About-His-Political-Ideologies/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Though we're 15 long months away from the next Presidential election, Leonardo DiCaprio is already complaining that none of the current candidates have really blown his hair back the way John Kerry did in 2004. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/1532-leonardo-dicaprio-is-pretty-sure-you-care-about-his-political-ideologies.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Dona4t Mess With Jennifer Lopez]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Dont-Mess-With-Jennifer-Lopez/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Dont-Mess-With-Jennifer-Lopez/</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Aug 2007 13:00:46 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Dont-Mess-With-Jennifer-Lopez/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[For all that she tries to hold on to her &quot;from the block&quot; street cred, Jennifer Lopez will sue your pants off if she needs to, and make money while doing so. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/1529-dont-mess-with-jennifer-lopez.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Melanie Brown Discusses Her Secret Wedding]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Melanie-Brown-Discusses-Her-Secret-Wedding/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Melanie-Brown-Discusses-Her-Secret-Wedding/</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Aug 2007 12:39:08 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Melanie-Brown-Discusses-Her-Secret-Wedding/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[After it was discovered that she secretly got married over two months ago, Melanie Brown is speaking out on why she kept her wedding a secret. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/1527-melanie-brown-discusses-her-secret-wedding.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Nicole Richiea4s Pregnancy Gets Paris Hiltona4s Stamp Of Approval]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Nicole-Richies-Pregnancy-Gets-Paris-Hiltons-Stamp-Approval/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Nicole-Richies-Pregnancy-Gets-Paris-Hiltons-Stamp-Approval/</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Aug 2007 12:21:22 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Nicole-Richies-Pregnancy-Gets-Paris-Hiltons-Stamp-Approval/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The world has been waiting with bated breath (okay, not really) to hear what Paris Hilton thinks about on-again, off-again BFF Nicole Richie's pregnancy, and now we have our answer. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/1521-nicole-richies-pregnancy-gets-paris-hiltons-stamp-of-approval.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Britney Spears: Calm, Cool, Collected, Classy]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Britney-Spears-Calm-Cool-Collected-Classy/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Britney-Spears-Calm-Cool-Collected-Classy/</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Aug 2007 15:06:20 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Britney-Spears-Calm-Cool-Collected-Classy/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Britney Spears got into a shouting match with the mother of one of her teenage fans. Wait, she still has fans &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/1517-britney-spears-calm-cool-collected-classy.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Tom Cruise And Katie Holmes: Not That Hip]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Tom-Cruise-Katie-Holmes-Not-That-Hip/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Tom-Cruise-Katie-Holmes-Not-That-Hip/</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Aug 2007 14:41:38 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Tom-Cruise-Katie-Holmes-Not-That-Hip/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were denied entrance into a club in St. Tropez. Was it because the club owners were afraid the couple would try to dance again, and embarrass the other patrons Oh, probably. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/1514-tom-cruise-and-katie-holmes-not-that-hip.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Paris Hilton Is So, Like, Totally Deep]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Paris-Hilton-Is-So-Like-Totally-Deep/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Paris-Hilton-Is-So-Like-Totally-Deep/</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Aug 2007 14:09:54 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Paris-Hilton-Is-So-Like-Totally-Deep/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Though there's never been one shred of evidence supporting the idea that Paris Hilton is remotely spiritual - were there any &quot;Oh God!&quot;s in her sex tape - she was recently photographed reading a book about spirituality. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/1510-paris-hilton-is-so-like-totally-deep.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Bruce Willis Gets His Groove Back]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Bruce-Willis-Gets-His-Groove-Back/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Bruce-Willis-Gets-His-Groove-Back/</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Aug 2007 12:30:18 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Bruce-Willis-Gets-His-Groove-Back/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Taking a page out of ex-wife Demi Moore's book, Bruce Willis is dating twenty-something actress Tamara Feldman. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/1503-bruce-willis-gets-his-groove-back.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Nicole Kidman And Russell Crowe Are Terrible Investments]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Nicole-Kidman-Russell-Crowe-Are-Terrible-Investments/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Nicole-Kidman-Russell-Crowe-Are-Terrible-Investments/</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Aug 2007 11:35:29 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Nicole-Kidman-Russell-Crowe-Are-Terrible-Investments/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[According to a study done by Forbes, Nicole Kidman and Russell Crowe are both incredibly overpaid, based on their box office drawing power. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/1501-nicole-kidman-and-russell-crowe-are-terrible-investments.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[Dave Navarro Wants You To Shut Up About Lindsay Lohan Already]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Dave-Navarro-Wants-You-To-Shut-Up-About-Lindsay-Lohan-Already/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Dave-Navarro-Wants-You-To-Shut-Up-About-Lindsay-Lohan-Already/</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Aug 2007 18:00:07 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/Dave-Navarro-Wants-You-To-Shut-Up-About-Lindsay-Lohan-Already/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Guitarist Dave Navarro thinks we're all being a little hard on Lindsay Lohan. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/1499-dave-navarro-wants-you-to-shut-up-about-lindsay-lohan-already.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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		<title><![CDATA[MTV Loves Beyonce, Justin Timberlake]]></title>
		<link>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/MTV-Loves-Beyonce-Justin-Timberlake/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/MTV-Loves-Beyonce-Justin-Timberlake/</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Aug 2007 16:18:53 -0400</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mocksiedotcom</dc:creator>
		<category>Gossip</category>
		<guid>http://www.dirtyrottengossip.com/Gossip/MTV-Loves-Beyonce-Justin-Timberlake/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The MTV Video Music Award nominations were announced today, and perennial fan favorites Beyonce and Justin Timberlake are heading up the nominations with seven apiece. &nbsp;&#187;&nbsp;<a href='http://mocksie.com/1497-mtv-loves-beyonce-justin-timberlake.html'>original news</a>]]></description>
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