Miranda Kerr is an Australian born model who’s been in some recent Victoria Secret fashion shows. She’s also responsible for polishing Orlando Bloom’s black pearls. That’s a sexual innuendo. It means she plays with his genitalia. Now I’ve ruined the clever joke by explaining it to you and without the clever sexual jokes, what’s the purpose of this site? To look at the pictures? Thanks douche.
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